I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
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I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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