oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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