Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We are all done wearing pants today
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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