Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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