If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
no you cant smoke seaweed
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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