Christians are straight up FREAKS
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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