The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Randomize