Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
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