I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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