I just saw a hot homeless man
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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