Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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