Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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