I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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