using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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