Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
im holly from the hills drunk
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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