plz talk dirty to me
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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