I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Randomize
