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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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