so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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