did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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