It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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