so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
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So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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