My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I stole a fireplace last night.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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