Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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