Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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