I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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