I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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