When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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