my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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