The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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