hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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