thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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