i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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