who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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