So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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