I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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