and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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