Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You may now shotgun with the bride
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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