Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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