I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
