But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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