I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
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Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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