so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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