It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Randomize
