We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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