Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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