So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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