He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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