Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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