Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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