Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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