dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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