So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
